I will knock the hell out of the place.

False mermaid!

Friends, there used to be a Manatee Community College. But then they changed their name to the State College of Florida. How could they?

Woman's Last Stand

A Comic Verification of the Creepiness Rule

P.S. I might be in love with the guy who writes xkcd.

Team Conan!

Stuff I won't do

http://www.shelterrific.com/2010/01/07/spring-wedding-try-appetizers-in-the-garden/

Dear KBIA,

Sure, you want to do a story on new cooking oils produced by genetic modification. But there's no need to begin by informing us that fried food is both delicious and unhealthy. There's even less need to interview someone who works at Bengal's to testify to the fact that people enjoy eating fried stuff. This is what we in the freshman composition business call the "Since the beginning of time..." intro. Cut it.