Goodbye 2009...

Hello 2010. the year a bunch of people get hitched, turn 30, do other things...

R. Kelly

Insurance Companies Deny Coverage to DV Victims...

We can burn them down for that, right? I mean, it's only fair.
Also a pre-existing condition - rape. There are no words.

This album cover, much like that girl, may, in fact, be poison.

I Will ask the Baseball Gods to Lift the Denkinger Curse

I think Saturday at the new Busch stadium will be the right place to ask the baseball gods to lift the curse. Now, what should I offer them?

Terence Kealey: Exposed!

I was just reading about a guy named Terence Kealey.

It seems that Mr. Kealey is the vice-chancellor of Buckingham University, Head of Misogyny, and Chief Sexist Pig. Kealey sees young college girls as a "perk" for boring, slightly overweight, middle-aged, blowhard lecturers at his "university". Of course, these women are not valued (just) for their intellect or creativity. No. They are objects of attraction for male profs.

This really irked me. I felt something had to be done. But what?

After thinking about it for all of two minutes, I called on my mediocre Photoshop skills and created the below image of Terence Kealey. I realize that it is NSFW and it may offend some who participate on this blog. If you really want me to, I'll take it down.

However, if upon reading the above article you become just as enraged as I am, please feel free to distribute the image. Let's make this thing viral!

Now, for the promised image...

love me till my heart stops

all the school spirit i can muster... god i love don draper

Feeling old, yet entertained and interested in suits

Presented without comment...

Puppies Inspired by Kittens

This I Believe

Every Birther, Death-Panel Ranter, and Nazi-epithet slinger should be punched in the face.

Public Service Announcement

Me

I'm going to name my pets things like Cesare and Beatrice. Then I will insist that you pronounce their names with an Italian accent.

Why I never want to have coffee with James Wood

Deep Bed Cleansing - NOW!

Dear friends,
Please, under no circumstances, apply for these jobs.
Love,
Sarah

LL Cool J

says he will tongue you down with vanilla ice cream. And more!

Yes--They do

I hold the bottle in one hand and the sabre in the other.

The whales are getting sociable

Those who would reject out of hand the idea that whales are intelligent enough to consciously interact with us haven’t spent enough time around whales.

I'm going to make it a point to spend more time with whales and to reform my out-of-hand rejecting ways.

What does Rob like about hardwood floors?

They make clappin' better.

Speaking ill of the dead

Seriously, if I have to read another of these stories, I'll bring you back to life just so I can kill you myself.

What do JD and George Washington have in common?

Other than a pretty fab bob?

Epiglottitis--inflammation of the epiglottis; characterized by fever and a severe sore throat and difficulty in swallowing.

Unlike ol' George, JD's got the hot docs at Boone working hard to help her get well soon.

Love you, Dills!

AC/DC Rules

Something is in the water ...

Engaged! Who's next?

Rob's Breakfast Adventure

So, Rob had some breakfast.

awesome towels

Available at the dollar store by Schnucks in Columbia. Collect 'em all!

Happy Birthday Lisa!

Lisa's birthday weekend! Woot!

Joan Bray <3 <3 <3

“After multiple years on this issue, I’m sick of it. I’m totally sick of it.

I’m sick of women being treated like they are so stupid that they can’t make their own decisions regarding their reproductive rights and their bodies.

I’m sick of women having no options, and being coerced to give birth.

I’m sick of a bunch of men around here, year after year after year, piling up restriction after restriction after restriction on women who found themselves in a very unhappy, unpleasant circumstance of an unwanted pregnancy.

Missouri has the most restrictive abortion laws in the country and, as a result, Missouri’s women are put in danger when they finally do ever get to have an abortion — they’re later and they’re tougher abortions to have because there are so many barriers to Missouri women getting to have a safe and legal abortion.

I am sick of the disrespect for women who come to the Capitol defending a woman’s legal right to choose an abortion.

I am sick that they’re being treated dismissively and rudely.

I’m sick of the ethic around here that men are pro-life for their wives and pro-choice for their girlfriends.

I’m sick of the failure to take steps that would, in fact, reduce the number of unwanted pregnancies, through sex education, contraception, family planning and emergency contraception.

No man in this body will ever have an unwanted pregnancy.

But, mark my word, your daughters, your wives, your sisters, your granddaughters, your nieces will.

And your actions here tonight will disrespect and diminish them.”

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5th Annual Birthday Float Trip!

Are you ready for the fun?

Guest Wizards

Taking Lisa for her birthday.

Most Appropriate URL

Maybe you shouldn't buy that:

$450.00 Tom Ford tanning goggles

Cenwoody

Repent or Perish

Snapped in a gas station somewhere in Tennesee.

Want to owe your boss $115,000.00?

Borrow his Ferrari, and flip it.

Bob and Me

Star Wars Tent

Should've bought it when I had the chance.

Swan Lake - Enemy Mine

Just had to say that 30 seconds in, I'm blown away. Thick, phat, juicy, weird: What a record should be.

Stefanie (and Walter)

Author photo for Pork is a Verb

Sarah wants a bailout...

...or perhaps just wants to kill Superman.

"Lex Luthor Bailout" with Jon Hamm from Jon Hamm

Dills

Sarah

One of the stranger internet quizzes I have participated in - I rate 16%.
How about you?

Matt

Yay - Blind Eyes on cover of RFT!

Patrick

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Jackie: Jenny, are you wearing Burberry?
Patrick: That's date night perfume!

Kaitlyn

From Untitled Album

Rebecca and Nate

All of us

Bedposted.com - where you can keep track of your sexual activity. Just log in every time you have sex and fill out a few simple fields. There is virtually NO CHANCE this could go horribly, horribly wrong.

Eric

Eric

stop smoking. serious.

Jenny

J-Dilla: Addressing health disparities among MO's specific pollution groups since Feb '09

T/F 09

Lisa

The Amazing Dr. Clitterhouse

Despite having the best porn movie title ever, this is actually a film starring
Edward G. Robinson. It's worth the viewing time, as it is 65 movies in one:
a high-society drama/gangster film/courtroom drama/comedy,
with the fabulous premise of a doctor becoming a crook for research purposes.

Man, that guy's got some moves.

See more funny videos and TBT Videos at Today's Big Thing.

Donald Duck Revealed

Just in case you were curious...

Do you like American music?

Well, then clap your hands and say "yeah". Check it.

How did we miss this?

Show Me Clowns for Jesus - February 12-15 in Springfield, MO
The Mission:
Cultivate learning opportunities to develop and refine
Christian clowning skills. Encourage high ethical, professional, and
Christian clown standards. Promote clowning as a ministry to
bring joy and the love of Jesus to others

Question for those playing the home game:
What are Christian clown standards?

Ryan

V-Day

Do you read my other blog? You should. In the meantime, happy V-day.

Sub-Zero wins

Nate's face on my drums.

is this real life?

Fits with the theme of the day...

Orienting and Sorting Device for Corn Dogs

patent#: US 6889821