Puppies Inspired by Kittens

This I Believe

Every Birther, Death-Panel Ranter, and Nazi-epithet slinger should be punched in the face.

Public Service Announcement

Me

I'm going to name my pets things like Cesare and Beatrice. Then I will insist that you pronounce their names with an Italian accent.

Why I never want to have coffee with James Wood

Deep Bed Cleansing - NOW!

Dear friends,
Please, under no circumstances, apply for these jobs.
Love,
Sarah

LL Cool J

says he will tongue you down with vanilla ice cream. And more!