Up and away.

No Jeggings

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Freak-Dancing

i don't understand it, but i like it

MARCEL THE SHELL WITH SHOES ON from Dean Fleischer-Camp on Vimeo.

Revival

This blog needs to come back to life. And this is just the thing to do it:





full disclosure,
I asked jpjopj the following on gchat:
me: send me a link to the most awesome thing on the internet.
Jordan: How would I know what that is!?
me: choose!
Jordan: you should just start searching Google for stuff about me.

so, i posted some of her art. it's a poodle riding a yeti, naturally.

I will knock the hell out of the place.

False mermaid!

Friends, there used to be a Manatee Community College. But then they changed their name to the State College of Florida. How could they?

Woman's Last Stand

A Comic Verification of the Creepiness Rule

P.S. I might be in love with the guy who writes xkcd.

Team Conan!

Stuff I won't do

http://www.shelterrific.com/2010/01/07/spring-wedding-try-appetizers-in-the-garden/

Dear KBIA,

Sure, you want to do a story on new cooking oils produced by genetic modification. But there's no need to begin by informing us that fried food is both delicious and unhealthy. There's even less need to interview someone who works at Bengal's to testify to the fact that people enjoy eating fried stuff. This is what we in the freshman composition business call the "Since the beginning of time..." intro. Cut it.

Goodbye 2009...

Hello 2010. the year a bunch of people get hitched, turn 30, do other things...

R. Kelly

Insurance Companies Deny Coverage to DV Victims...

We can burn them down for that, right? I mean, it's only fair.
Also a pre-existing condition - rape. There are no words.

This album cover, much like that girl, may, in fact, be poison.

I Will ask the Baseball Gods to Lift the Denkinger Curse

I think Saturday at the new Busch stadium will be the right place to ask the baseball gods to lift the curse. Now, what should I offer them?

Terence Kealey: Exposed!

I was just reading about a guy named Terence Kealey.

It seems that Mr. Kealey is the vice-chancellor of Buckingham University, Head of Misogyny, and Chief Sexist Pig. Kealey sees young college girls as a "perk" for boring, slightly overweight, middle-aged, blowhard lecturers at his "university". Of course, these women are not valued (just) for their intellect or creativity. No. They are objects of attraction for male profs.

This really irked me. I felt something had to be done. But what?

After thinking about it for all of two minutes, I called on my mediocre Photoshop skills and created the below image of Terence Kealey. I realize that it is NSFW and it may offend some who participate on this blog. If you really want me to, I'll take it down.

However, if upon reading the above article you become just as enraged as I am, please feel free to distribute the image. Let's make this thing viral!

Now, for the promised image...

love me till my heart stops

all the school spirit i can muster... god i love don draper